THE DRESSAGE QUEEN-
This queen is the one whose horse is sooooo much more valuable than everyone elses in the barn, he has the best of everything from tack to blankets it must be top end and high dollar.The queen demands to have the ring all to herself to practice walking in circles, endlessly, untill the horse is so dizzy it wants to fall over. She constantly takes down the jump courses that you have set for your nightly lessons that you spent an hour setting just right, because it is just too hard to trot around them. She always shows up at the barn dressed to kill in the latest riding styles and color coordinates her pads and wraps and clothes, and for some reason she loves wearing white to the barn. This character is also a big fan of supplements, she has her horse on boatloads of powders, squirts and injections. She is angry at her horse for rolling in the mud, as it takes away from her time walking endless circles in the ring. She loves to tell you everything about what is wrong with your horse and how it is trained, and yet she has never had her horse to a show, even though she has the biggest and bestest trailer parked in the barnyard.The one possitive is that she always pays her bills on time, but expects to be "handled" as you would a superstar or celebrity.Be prepared to brown nose, cause thats what makes her the happiest, and be pre-pared to talk about her favorite subject-her, in the end, if the rest of the barn can put up with her, shes harmless, and overall not the worst character to have around.
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